❀ yoo joonghyuk

[cranelike]

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[malewife]

I could sense malicious intent from you, Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

[ :um: IT'S SO OBVIOUS? ]

[cranelike]

(Looking at his clothes...

Shaking his sleeves a little bit.

Checking them out???)

Since I'm still white, you must have imagined it.

[malewife]

White makes it easier to see impurities.

[ SO? ]

[cranelike]

Then you know my spirit is pure.

[malewife]

That isn’t the same.

[cranelike]

I have never done anything wrong.

(Relevant gif.)

[malewife]

As long as something has free will, there's also a chance at doing anything wrong. Sometimes, everything wrong.

[cranelike]

Well, then I haven't done anything yet.

(He's innocent.)

[malewife]

I feel like you’re arguing for the sake of arguing against me.

[ Which is fair, tbh. ]

[cranelike]

Because it's you.

[malewife]

So then if I said the sky is blue, you would argue?

[ Now he's just bullying. ]

That's petty.

[cranelike]

I would say the sky can be many colors.

(Now he's just having fun.)

[malewife]

You know that's not what I'm trying to explain.

[ STUPID!! ]

[cranelike]

Fine, fine.

(Just going to reach out to try and pat Joonghyuk on the head? Try. Let him do it. He's dying this week Hei, let him do it.)

If Yoo Joonghyuk told me, "The sky is blue" I would say, "The sky can change." In the end, we both agree there is a sky, and isn't that more important?

[malewife]

[ He can pat, but Joonghyuk does bat his hand away. ]

If it that was the point of the conversation, then there wouldn't be a need for some argument.

[cranelike]

(He won't fight it. He got his pat in and that's all that matters.)

It's more fun to fight.

[malewife]

[ ............ ]

We are not flirting.

[cranelike]

I've no intention of coming between you and Kim Dokja.

[malewife]

[ SQUINTS. ]

I don't know what you mean.

[cranelike]

Ah, then it must be my mistake.

[malewife]

That's right. It is your mistake.

[ Whacks. ]

[cranelike]

(WHACKS RIGHT BACK)

Be gentle!

[malewife]

[ WHACKS BUT NOT ANY GENTLER. ]

[cranelike]

Why are you hitting me this time?!

[malewife]

Because you hit me.

[ they're just old men toddlers. ]