(Wow what an eventful Tuesday!! Can you believe it's only Tuesday? So sometime after the bodies and everyone has gone their own ways, Tsurumaru will poke around and see what (or rather, who) he can find. While checking out one of the cafes he stumbles upon...)
god is it Thursday it feels like it's been 2 weeks this week runs at you
Iiiiit's... Sharpedo (FAKE). It's definitely a shark, though, turning around and around in its bizarre floating bubble fishbowl; Tsurumaru might have spotted it bobbing around during Corpse Convention, actually, large fishes are mildly conspicuous when you're not at the beach.
Directly below and next to it is Suigetsu, grumbling as he tries to wrangle three large floppy fish from what looks like the laundry basin he was lugging around the first day. Fish are hard. Fish are not friends.]
Ugh, this would be way easier if I had a skewer or anything. You sure I can't just spear these on your teeth? Sure?
[They're really good at this catching their own food thing, evidently. Also, who's hungry after dead people????? This guy, I guess.]
(Tsurumaru stops and looks around! Did he... wander into a fish shop on accident? No, he's certain it's a cafe and he folds his arms into his sleeve and tilts his head curiously to one side. What gives him is away is Kiku sneezing. Can birds sneeze? Well, she just did and she immediately rolls off his shoulder and flops onto the ground in otter form.)
Ah... careful, Kiku.
(She barks or whatever it is otters do. This is not her fault??? But he knows he's revealed himself now so he smiles at Suigetsu,)
[A cafe can be a fish shop with the right can-do attitude?? They're at a beach town?? The real question is why there aren't more seafood brunch cafes in this beach town, or if people just took their sushi(??) with them when they yeeted themselves away from the Great Spectrening.
Suigetsu's head pops up at the bird sneeze, whatever it sounds like -- it's probably a sound he hasn't really heard before? His expression looks baffled for a moment before he realizes what's going on.]
... I gotta say I'm still not used to these guys everywhere. It's like being in a real big zoo or circus at this point.
[We Are All Clowns In The Circus Of Life. His shark lightly rams him with its snout and he drops a fish, which flies across the floor at impressive speed. F.]
Look what you did! I'm definitely right, and you know it.
(What an aesthetic! An aquarium cafe! It must sell aquarium cookies and have cute little fish latte art and edible pearl beads. The milk is extra foamy and everything is mermaid-themed!!)
I thought everyone loved the zoo and circus.
(Kiku the Otter just
watches the fish flop on the ground. No, she's too good to eat off the floor like that. She has standards.)
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week 0, Tuesday
god is it Thursday it feels like it's been 2 weeks this week runs at you
Iiiiit's... Sharpedo (FAKE). It's definitely a shark, though, turning around and around in its bizarre floating bubble fishbowl; Tsurumaru might have spotted it bobbing around during Corpse Convention, actually, large fishes are mildly conspicuous when you're not at the beach.
Directly below and next to it is Suigetsu, grumbling as he tries to wrangle three large floppy fish from what looks like the laundry basin he was lugging around the first day. Fish are hard. Fish are not friends.]
Ugh, this would be way easier if I had a skewer or anything. You sure I can't just spear these on your teeth? Sure?
[They're really good at this catching their own food thing, evidently. Also, who's hungry after dead people????? This guy, I guess.]
time isnt real
Ah... careful, Kiku.
(She barks or whatever it is otters do. This is not her fault??? But he knows he's revealed himself now so he smiles at Suigetsu,)
Surprise.
as fake as Nagasone's tiddies
Suigetsu's head pops up at the bird sneeze, whatever it sounds like -- it's probably a sound he hasn't really heard before? His expression looks baffled for a moment before he realizes what's going on.]
... I gotta say I'm still not used to these guys everywhere. It's like being in a real big zoo or circus at this point.
[We Are All Clowns In The Circus Of Life. His shark lightly rams him with its snout and he drops a fish, which flies across the floor at impressive speed. F.]
Look what you did! I'm definitely right, and you know it.
nagaphony
I thought everyone loved the zoo and circus.
(Kiku the Otter just
watches the fish flop on the ground. No, she's too good to eat off the floor like that. She has standards.)
Do you usually fish for your friend?